“Nicki come the fuck on, why you always take so damn long.”
“Calm ya dick I’m walkin down the stairs”
“Whatever, come on. I’m hungry and the flight leaves in an hour and a half.”
“Why didn’t you eat while you were waiting for me?”
“Cause I ain’t know what time you was gon be ready”
”Alright come on, we can stop at McDonald’s and it’s only 10 so we can still get breakfast”
”Alright come on, we can stop at McDonald’s and it’s only 10 so we can still get breakfast”
“Alright let’s go.” Safaree stated and then they both walked to the car. Safaree opened the door for Nicki then went around the car and got in. They drove to the closest McDonald’s before heading to the airport.
“Uhh, let me get a sausage and egg McGriddle meal with a hashbrown and orange juice an uhh, what do you want Nicki?”
“Ummm let me get the same thing without egg. NO, I want a Southern style chicken meal. No, I want-“
“Nicki, make up yo damn mind!”
The cashier giggled
“Did she just giggle?” asked Nicki in a ratchet tone
“No, what the fuck do you want Nicki?”
“I could’ve sworn the bitch giggled but anyway a sausage biscuit with a hashbrown and apple juice.” Safaree repeated Nicki’s order to the cashier and pulled around.
Safaree was driving his Bentley today so when he pulled around the cashier, who happened to be a barb noticed the car right away.
“Your total is – OMG, SB! HB! AHHHHH!!!!!”
“Hey barb” Nicki yelled from the other side of the car
“What’s up?” Safaree said
“Onikafaree is wassup!”
“Yea, so you’re happy with the engagement?”
“Hell yeah, I was waiting for ya’ll to just tell the world you were together anyway.”
“Hahaha, we were that obvious huh?”
”Yea and so are all of the other barbz but your total is $10.68”
”Yea and so are all of the other barbz but your total is $10.68”
SB gave the barb a 20 and said keep the change
“Nicki can you sign the dotted line on this receipt so I can frame it. Hehe”
“Girl, you zumb but yea”
Nicki signed the receipt that the girl had given her.
“Alright guys pull up to the second window to get your food.”
The girl then traded registers with the person who was at this window just so she could talk to Nic and SB some more, if only for two seconds.
“Weren’t you just at the other register?”
“Yea but I wanted to talk to you guys some more”
“Bwahahahaha huuuh huhhh kyuuuhhhh” Nicki had done her completely obnoxious laugh. Safaree just stared at her for a very long time.
“What’s ya @ name, girl”
“Love, the number two Minaj” (@Love2Minaj)
“Oh, so you nasty then, huh?” Nicki asked smiling
“Only a little.” said the girl with a wink
“Alright, let’s go cause you boutsta get fired, here come ya boss.”
“Bye SB and HB, love ya’ll”
“Love you back barb muah” Nicki said as SB pulled off.
“She was something else but Ilike her, I gotta follow her later”
“Yea she was cool but, Nicki when we get to your mother’s house, how are we going to tell her about the engagement?”
“We’re not, I’m just gonna use my left hand more than usual and let her guess.”
“Nic that’s not smart seeing that you always where a ring on ya left ring finger.”
“Oh yea, well we’ll just come out and say it, it’s not like we haven’t known each other since we were 16.”
“Yea.”
Nicki and SB arrived at the airport and waited until it was time to board the plane. And as they waited Nicki decided to tweet
@NICKIMINAJ: Barbz!!!!
@NICKIMINAJ: How do you guys feel about the engagement
@NICKIMINAJ: I’m not tawkin to you, I’m talking to my other babiez RT @Love2Minaj: @NICKIMINAJ I already told you this morning
@NICKIMINAJ: I’m glad you guys are happy with my decision
@NICKIMINAJ: Dear Barbz, know that I love each and everyone one of you, Love, HB
@NICKIMINAJ: Now boarding my plane, going to NY to let mommy know about the engagement, later. MWUAH!
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“We’re here!” Nicki yelled through her mother’s house letting everyone know that they were there
“NICKIIII!!!!” Macaiah yelled running and hugging Nicki
“Lambchop!” Nicki responded
“What’s up SB”
“What’s up little coon”
“Hey Nic” Jalani came over and gave Nicki a hug then gave Safaree some dap
“Where’s mommy?”
“Right here, hey baby.” Mama Maraj stated wearing only her bathrobe then gave Nicki a hug and kiss on the cheek
“Hey mommy where’s daddy?”
“He’s coming we were preoccupied.”
Nicki made a questioning face and then in walked her father also in only a bathrobe.
“Eww , MA , yall too old to be doin allat”
“You’re an adult, you know what adults do and so what if we’re old. Sometimes us old people need love too” Papa Maraj
SB was just laughing at the whole situation
“Anyway, we have something to tell you guys, so let’s all sit down in the living room.”
Mama Maraj looked at Papa Maraj and gave him a confused look and he just shrugged his shoulders.
“Alright guys, we came all the way here to tell you- Safaree’s gonna tell you actually.”
“He is?” Safaree said
“Yes, he is so just say it” Nicki replied
“Okay then, we’re getting married.”
Nicki then held up her left hand so everyone could see the ring.
“NO!” yelled Papa Maraj
*With that being said, you’ll find out what happens on Saturday, I think. Maybe tomorrow. But I tried my first cliffhanger, it’s kinda whack but whatev. Alright now, IT”S BOY BOY BITCH!*
I'm so happy that they got engaged. Lmao @ Nicki changing her mind about the food, and then calling the cashier a bitch for laughing at her. Eeew, I was totally grossed out when Mama and Papa Maraj was getting Ziggity Zownn. Oh shit, Papa Maraj objects this whole marriage thing. Keep up the good work. Loved the chapter.
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